So since we had a long flight before lunch yesterday, we stopped and got some snacks.  I decided on a bag of pretzels, but neglected to open it before we left.  I was getting hungry at 8,500 feet and reached back to an almost ready to explode bag of pretzels.  I forgot, the air is thinner up there.

Then, when I opened it, it opened the wrong way and got pretzel crumbs and salt all over my lap.

doh.