I’m sitting on the ramp at Austin Bergstrum.

Wait…

I’m on an active taxiway! Why is my phone on?!?

Well, because as they were pushing the fully loaded 757 back, the tow bar broke! Made one hell of a jolt. To add insult to injury, the plane is fine, but the tow bar is jammed and they have to CUT IT OFF! Whoops! It’s Jim’s fault.