Barack:

I am glad that you are paying attention to my state and understand its importance to your campaign. Recorded calls by you and/or your wife begging for my vote will change neither my disposition, nor my vote. The calls (2 out of 3 anyway) seem to conveniently interrupt family time, taking my attention away from where it should be.

Rest assured, I will be voting in the primary next week. You will have to wait until then.

Sincerely,

Off The Hook, Texas